MALO（The Monkey）

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Friend, you haven't "stayed young at heart" — you simply never evolved. Your soul is still in that blissful era of swinging in the trees and going wide-eyed at bananas. When humanity's ancestors decided to descend from trees, walk upright, and put on suits and ties, the MALO personality's ancestors were watching from a nearby branch, scratching their rear end, and emitting a single dismissive "ooh." They saw through it all: so-called "civilization" is just the most boring, least fun pay-to-play game ever made. Rules can occasionally be broken, ceilings are for hanging upside-down from, and conference rooms are for doing backflips in. MALO is itself a spontaneous idea that fell out of a massive plot hole and forgot to close the door behind it.